Who the fuck do you think the fuck you are?
> Hello. You seem lost. You don't actually belong here, don't you?
> So you're a wanderer. How interesting... Could you do me a favor?
> I want you to close your eyes...Now open them...Close them again...Open them again...
> There you go, your eyes are moisturized.
> What? Your eyes looked dry. You wouldn't want them to be all red and crusty now, don't you?
> Come on, don't look at me like that... I can tell you who I am if that eases your anxieties.
> ... No, I'm not a theme park mascot. What gave you that idea? Moving on...
> You may call me Sivon, or Z. It's short for Z████████.
> I am older than most.
> My interests are in: Your mom and your dad.
> Was that satisfactory? No...?
> Well, I'm no therapist.
> ...That's about it from me. Good luck finding whatever you're looking for. Goodbye. :^)
